A while back I decided to try my hand at writing some limericks. They came out quite silly, so I decided to call this Silly Limericks Day. I hope they make you smile.
Silly Limericks Day
There was a sweet boy from Seoul
Who ate his rice from a bowl
Until he came here
And burgers brought cheer
Now he enjoys his lunch on a roll!
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Sweet little Mary loves clothes pins
In her hair she always clips them
Until one day
They all fell away
Now they’re only found in the pin bin.
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Natalie loves horses and riding
On the back of a Sorrel she’s gliding
She looks so refined
Just like a fine wine
With horse and rider combining
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Sweet Patty loved cookies and candy.
To eat them each weekday was dandy
Her dentist said friend
Your tooth has no end
So I need filled it next Monday
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There was a little girl named Polly
Who had an American Girl dolly
Its hair was so soft
That her head twisted off
And that was our dear Polly’s folly!
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There was a young girl named Sweet Pea
Who was fascinated with a cute sea a-nem-oneee
She forgot where she was
As she played with its fuzz
And she’s now just her dear mummy’s memory!
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There was pirate named Larry
He had a big sword he named Harry
He got in a fight
And his sword took a bite.
It was there he committed Hari Kari!
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There was a young man named Jaden
Who loved video games and raisins
He played as he nibbled
With his games he fiddled
’til his eyes fell upon a fair maiden
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My favorite artist is Ashley
Whose paintings are very costly
She charged me a bunch
And I choked on my lunch
So never a painting did I see
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Black and White Photo: Dwight L. Roth
