Neighborhood Grinches

Grinch picture

Stealing Christmas
The Grinches are stealing Christmas
One gift at a time
It seems thy care not for children
Their brains are made of slime
In Dr. Seuss there was only one
Seems they’ve cloned a hundred times
Sneaking up on your front porch
Stealing your packages and mine
What nasty sorry creatures
Those Grinches have become
A nuisance in the neighborhood
They steal from old and young
From house to house they go
Following Fedex block to block
Hoping to score a big one
When they rip open that box
There is a place where Grinches go
Not to hell, though we don’t know
But there is a cell at the local jail
That will box them up pretty well

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With Christmas not far off this is the time when many order online packages delivered to their door. I wrote this a couple of years ago, but thought it would be a good reminder to share it again.

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