Sms the tw thngs t avd in wrtng r rlgn nd pltics. Bt as I st n my chr wrtng ths Hibn th ft mma sqrrl hs clmbd my fder ple and s etng sds whl hngng upsd dwn.
Not only has she crossed the boarders of my yard, “without passing go or collecting her $200!” Along with her, she brings her three or four young ones, born not more than two months before. I have been using the catch and return method of extraction. The young ones are easier to catch, but she is a tough mother who has been in and out of cages before, yet never caught.
Thgh t is sd t seprte the chldrn frm thr mthr, I jst cnnt cntnu t allw ths nvasn t cntnu. Thy r rlntlss nd as sn s n is captrd nd rturnd, thr mre shw p. I dn’t knw wht th answr mght b. Prhps I shld buld a wll!
Sweet little squirrels
Invade my yard and feeders
No wall will stop them
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Photos: Dwight L. Roth
You might be wondering what in the world is going on with my Haibun today. Lillian asked us to break the rules and write a Haibun that doesn’t fit the norm. So… I am writing mine partially without vowels in the pros. If you can read it you are a genius, as Facebook posts say! Not only that, but I have chosen to write about a touchy political subject in our country today, squirrels crossing the border!
This is about as far out of the box as I think I want to get, so have fun and don’t send me any hate mail! Please!!
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This is a squirrelly bit of writing here, Dwight! I understood about half of the vowel-free words, so I guess I’m a half-wit, huh?! Thanks for joining in!
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Some see them right away and others don’t seem to. At least you got the jist of the what I was saying!
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You said to write it wrong, so this is what I was hoping to accomplish here.
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I miss the squirrels that used to invade our bird feeders in the redwood country of California. My husband kept devising means to keep them away from the birdseed, except, finally, for one method where he put a plastic dish on a long rod extending out from the railing of our porch. The squirrels would run out along the rod, but when they tried to sit on the edge of the plate that contained the seeds, their weight would tip it over, spilling them and the birdseed into the dense rosemary bushes far below. They were unhurt, but our birdseed bill went up remarkably that year.
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Ha Ha! Good one! And then the squirrels ate off the ground!!
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The rosemary was so dense on the hillside that perhaps they found the birdseed. I know a good crop of it grew up down below in any spot the rosemary didn’t cover.
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Troublemakers! (But they’re so darn cute)
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Two words: cayenne pepper.
I got rid of a red squirrel this way — they’re protected, so you can’t even trap them. I found that a nice sprinkling of cayenne around the plants under which it loved to dig sent it away the very first time, never to return. Didn’t hurt the plants at all. Give it a try!
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I have tried pepper in the seed. The did not like it but some still went for the sunflower seeds.
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Really, huh? Well, I really mounded it up, above ground where they’d get a good sight, and, even more important
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… a good whiff of it. Might try that
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I will check it out!
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😊
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Squirrels are such beautiful creatures, but these aren’t invading my yard.
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Yes, or chewing on your windows!
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Adorable ends where destruction begins. 🙂
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Yes!
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I must be a genius 🙂 The brain is amazingly apt in filling the gaps. And yes, squirrels and borders… In my country native squirrels are redish brown and rather small. There has been a kind of invasion of American squirrels (don’t ask me how) wich, bigger and stronger as they are, more or less supplanted the native animals. I don’t know what the situation is nowadays. Anyway squirrels seem to be much more common in your country then over here, with or without fder. 🙂
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Thank you Peter for you great response! Maybe someone relocated some your way! I have a half dozen I could ship you!!
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Delightful and timely- I got the message clearly! Well done Dwight.
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Great! I hoped it would come through.
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The squirrel mother being separated from her young ones..? Never! But some think it’s a great idea. I wish 45 luck with his wall. A lvly wrte!
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Thank You Vivian! No good solutions for sure!
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😊
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Nice twist for the haibun. Good point about the wall.
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We have pesky squirrels here as well ~ I do get the hint of some politics there – hate what is going on in the USA right now ~ Go ahead, make a wall and let’s see how far it will stay or not ~
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No real solutions here! Thanks Grace!
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Grrr, squirrels! Cute write.
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Thanks Charlie!
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You are welcome!
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th tst lk chckn, but dnt tll nyn1 sd tht. About the wall, don’t do it, just climb up a tree and act like a nut. That seems to work for now, lol
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Ha ha,Walter! I thought thy were tough as beef jerky! I am going to tell on you! I am a hard nut to crack!! Thanks Walter
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Sqrrl nd dmplngs, actually terrible
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Ha ha!!!
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yeah, bleah!
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I ‘liked’ early but I had to come back for another read. My first encounter with a squirrel was back when I visited a fellow writer at Berne back in 2009. Then a week latter in Ohio. They are amazing animals. Haven’t see one since, but then we don’t have squirrels in Australia. Thanks for the rebooting the memories.
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Thanks for your comment Chrissy, No squirrels in Australia!! I will be happy to send your a few of mine!! They are beautiful pests.
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Ah…no thanks. I’ll stick with the possums. 😉
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I enjoyed your squirrelly fun hiabun, Dwight!
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I mean haibun!
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Thank You Kim!
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Brilliant! You certainly rise to a challenge! No wall for our squirrels either.
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Thank you so much! I wasn’t sure if this would turn some readers off. I always enjoy reading this kind of thing when it come across FB. Walls are not the answer, you are right!
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It was slow reading to fill in the vowels but i got your message! No easy solutions for squirrel or illegal immigrant invasion…we’ve got to fix the law, not just build a wall. At least Trump ordered a stop to separating families! (Hate mail and tweets are non-productive.)
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Thanks for attempting to read my garble! You are right it is a dire situation. Congress needs to work together instead of polarizing on this issue.
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LOL! Well, you took this prompt literally. LOL! I love the squirrels, but my dogs (4) kill them as fast as they fall out of trees. Sad….I have nursed a few but they die in my arms. The cats (10) get the baby birds. All well fed animals. Here birds and squirrels….come eat my blueberries! A contained garden is a sanctuary.
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It just happened that I had been dealing with this when Lillian posted this prompt. I tried to give it both my meaning and a bit of a political slant as well.! Thanks for your comments. Perhaps I should get a dog instead of building a wall! LOL!
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Yeop, dogs are cheaper and more tolerant. Sometimes…
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Ah….there is a lesson here in our hbn……..as in, too often we ask, even expect, people to fill in the blanks. “Well, you should have known what I really meant!” “if you love me, you would know without my saying” couldn’t you read the bdy language? Hmmmmm….wouldn’t it be interesting if in our aloud conversations with people there was a “fill-in-the-real-feelings” or “fill-in-the-real-meaning” checker attached to our bodies so that when our moths open, no matter what we say, the REAL words would come out? Oh my…..squirrelly I’m becoming here! 🙂
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I love it Lillian. You have taken this a whole new direction. Communications is so often as you describe. I am famous for this. Just ask my wife! We tend to begin our talk in the middle of our thought and no one but I knows what came before!
Thanks for taking a second look at this!
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Oh … are you saying you separate the children from their mothers?
A yard infested with squirrels sounds like problem, our squirrels keep to the trees and we are just happy to see them
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Mine live in a welfare state!! It is a free for all sometimes. Thanks Bjorn! The answer is Yes! A necessity at this point!
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Wht th hll?
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Ha!
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I find squirrels fascinating and I love how they tease my dog who goes NUTS trying to get up that trunk to one of them. I’d probably just leave them be, finding them as enjoyable to observe as the birds from whom they’re stealing.
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Thanks Amaya! I did that for a few years, until they started chewing on my windows. When eight of them went running through the yard it was time to take action!
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I was amazed at how easily I read this. What a shortcut world! Excellent pick for crossing borders.
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Our brains are amazing machines! It fills in the blanks like every letter is there! Thanks you for reading and commenting!
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This was well conceived, enjoyed it. I fought a battle with squirrels for years! My ultimate solution was sadly, to stop feeding birds. 😦
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Sad for sure! Thanks for reading and commenting!
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Excellent, loved the wrds wth mssng ltrs. Also ““without passing go or collecting her $200!”” was very funny.
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Thank you very much! I thought that might add a touch of interest for us old folks who used to play board games!!
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LOLOL! Yes.
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They are cheeky and, yes, unstoppable. (K)
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Yes!!
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