A while back I decided to try my hand at writing some limericks. They came out quite silly, so I decided to call this Silly Limericks Day. I hope they make you smile.
Silly Limericks Day
There was a sweet boy from Seoul
Who ate his rice from a bowl
Until he came here
And burgers brought cheer
Now he enjoys his lunch on a roll!
Sweet little Mary loves clothes pins
In her hair she always clips them
Until one day
They all fell away
Now they’re only found in the pin bin.
Natalie loves horses and riding
On the back of a Sorrel she’s gliding
She looks so refined
Just like a fine wine
With horse and rider combining
Sweet Patty loved cookies and candy.
To eat them each weekday was dandy
Her dentist said friend
Your tooth has no end
So I need filled it next Monday
There was a little girl named Polly
Who had an American Girl dolly
Its hair was so soft
That her head twisted off
And that was our dear Polly’s folly!
There was a young girl named Sweet Pea
Who was fascinated with a cute sea a-nem-oneee
She forgot where she was
As she played with its fuzz
And she’s now just her dear mummy’s memory!
There was pirate named Larry
He had a big sword he named Harry
He got in a fight
And his sword took a bite.
It was there he committed Hari Kari!
There was a young man named Jaden
Who loved video games and raisins
He played as he nibbled
With his games he fiddled
’til his eyes fell upon a fair maiden
My favorite artist is Ashley
Whose paintings are very costly
She charged me a bunch
And I choked on my lunch
So never a painting did I see
Black and White Photo: Dwight L. Roth